Monthly Archives: November 2013

I saved this one for last because my mom said that it looked the “most competent” out of all the root beers in the store. I started drinking this thing while my mom was at a live performance by Lyle … Continue reading →

Ah thank goodness, a root beer that’s not stuck in the past. As past root beer reviews have shown, what was good enough for the old folks when they were young is no longer good enough in this busy dog-eat-dog … Continue reading →

Disgusting.

Ah my favorite settlement from a long time ago, “Old Town”. What a great place, with its old-fashioned gas pumps (with attendants!), Leave it to Beaver sensibilities, long stretches of dirt road and wild, old people, and,  of course, its … Continue reading →

          I’ve had it with the old-fashioned, stuck-in-the-past, anti-progressive root beer regime! I’m having something that’s different this time! Something without spice or sassafras! They say “Be the change you want to see” or in capitalism, … Continue reading →

Well, I finally moseyed on down to the saloon to restock on root beer. The first one there that struck my eye was this little number due to it’s strange bottle. Now, I’m not saying it’s fat, I’m just saying … Continue reading →