Monthly Archives: September 2015

Vote Pungry


It’s official, I’m running for president in 2016. Here are some policies I will enact once elected president: -A penguin in every house. I don’t care what you do with it afterwards, but a penguin in every house is what … Continue reading

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Scientists Isolate “Party Culture” in College Student


Scientists at Harvard University recently isolated the “party culture” bacterium in a saliva sample of an Arizona State University freshman. “It’s a real breakthrough in the field of college student psychology. We had always been wondering why people do the … Continue reading

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A Collection of Root Beer Reviews


Due to popular demand, I have decided to put all 26 of my root beer (and other soda) reviews in one place. Namely, this blog post. There’s some sort of basic categorization going by how good the root beers were … Continue reading

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New Hygiene Awareness Campaign, “Shave Twice a Day for Two Minutes”, is Launched


Fresh off the success of the “Brush twice a day for two minutes” campaign, the Ad Council has launched the “Shave twice a day for two minutes” campaign. “After the Brush 2x2min went viral, the U.S. dental hygiene drastically improved … Continue reading

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Soap Does Not Cure Cancer, Study Shows


Cross another substance off the list of “possible cures for cancer” after a Harvard study published Tuesday found that common hand soap did not cure any form of cancer it was applied to. “Don’t let it be said we didn’t … Continue reading

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Man Solves Chinese Stock Market Woes with Techniques from Fortune Street


The American professional video gamer┬áMonty Makar has solved the Chinese Stock Market woes with techniques he picked up from playing Fortune Street, the hot video game/board game on the Nintendo Wii. “I was playing on Alltrades Abbey when I managed … Continue reading

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