Monthly Archives: October 2015

200th Post


It’s my 200th post. Here’s something the Marsupial Times picked up the other day. Sophomore Feels Liberated Not Having to Wear Headphones in Single Sophomore Bobby Farnham told classmates yesterday that he felt “liberated” now that he lived in a … Continue reading

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Modern Ghost Stories


Well, Halloween is coming up soon, so I figured now would be a good time to tell y’all some spooky stories that’ll send shivers down your spine. Not those lame ones people tell around the campfire, though. Those suck. “The … Continue reading

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I’d Like to Thank the Entire Country of Luxembourg


One of the five people that lives in Luxembourg recently looked at my website to view my tell-all piece on “Netflix and Chili’s”. I am extremely grateful to whatever sorcery made this possible, as Luxembourg viewing my website is a … Continue reading

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Another Idiot Replies All with “Can You Remove Me from This List?”


Freshman James Sheppard was the fourth victim of replying all to a 200+ person list of DJs saying they would wish to be removed from the list this week. As you can tell, this is not uncommon, despite the listmaker … Continue reading

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100%’d Another Book Yesterday


Yeah, I just 100%’d another book yesterday. This time, it was Waiting for the Barbarians by J.M. Coetzee. It was a pretty good book, not too challenging to 100% though, like most books. I gotta say, if there’s one thing … Continue reading

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Hookup Culture in the Wireless Age


Alright, I’m going to ask the question we’ve all been thinking: how is there still a hookup culture in the wireless age? Does it not seem a little outdated to you all that we still have to show up face-to-face … Continue reading

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Netflix and Chili’s


Has your Netflix and chill left you out in the cold? Add some spice to your Friday nights alone by spending them at the new Netflix and Chili’s! Just say the magic words “Netflix and Chili’s” at any participating Chili’s … Continue reading

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