Monthly Archives: January 2016

Pour People


As head of programming at CBS, America’s Most Watched Network, I am excited to announce the creation of a hilarious new sitcom hitting televisions this Fall:┬áPour People is an incredible show about baristas working at a coffee shop in downtown … Continue reading

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Rain Really Affects My Internet Browsing


I’m sure everybody reading this has had this happen to them at least once. You’re just chilling around, surfing the internet on your computer when, suddenly, you hear something drop on the ceiling. Then another thing drops. And another. It … Continue reading

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Binge Watching Makes You Fat, Study Says


Who knew sitting around all day watching television would be bad for your health? The researchers at Harvard University have finally completed their exhaustive, year-long study of binge-watching college students and found out the shocking truth: binge watching television makes … Continue reading

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Vancoupver


A couple of colleagues and I went on a trip to Vancouver the other day. So many little annoyances and slight problems happened, that I had to coin a term to describe them all. Thus, enter “Vancoupver”. For those of … Continue reading

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Local Boy Reunited With Favorite Video Game


Pekka Rinne, 12, was worried after his Wii broke that he’d never be able to play his favorite video game, Super Mario Strikers, again. He had more than just his Wii breaking down that led him to worry this. His … Continue reading

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Facebook “Logout Couple” to Break Up


When people log out of Facebook these days, they see a romantic, candid picture of Mike Ribeiro and Maya Moore holding hands while the couple rushes out of a dark hallway. This photo, when seen on Instagram by the top … Continue reading

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“I’ve Gotten Too Real”, College Student Proclaims


“I used to be so good at sarcasm, but after getting into college, I’ve lost the knack! I’ve gotten too real, too sincere in this environment, and it’s driving me crazy!” said UW student Matthias Ekholm at the university’s cafeteria … Continue reading

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