Monthly Archives: February 2016

Literally the Newest Music Reviews 10 PM 2/28


Hello guys. A while back I discovered a fun way to find new music when I noticed a pattern on every single music video on youtube. Each one is titled “Song – Artist (Official Video)”. Which is why I search … Continue reading

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Pungry’s Thirsty: Malta India


My colleague picked up what he cryptically described as a “soft drink” in Puerto Rico the other day and wanted to know what yours truly thought of the foreign beverage. Now, don’t get the drink confused with the actual town … Continue reading

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I Like it When You Sleep For You are So Beautiful Yet So Unaware of It


As a distinguished member of music journalism, I was not surprised when I received the new The 1975 album (title above) 3 days before it was actually supposed to be released. I took it as a sign that they wanted … Continue reading

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Freshman Lies About Taking Stairs in JoTo to Seem More Fit


“Oh, you guys work out every other day to stay healthy? I don’t even have to try, since I get a real workout by walking up eight flights of stairs every time I head to my room,” said freshman Sean … Continue reading

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Blizzard Creates “HearthLoans”; Payday Loans for Millenials


Trying to break through a difficult guild raid and need to buy some better equipment for your World of Warcraft character but payday is in a week? Looking for a boost to your Hearthstone card collection and can’t afford to … Continue reading

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