Monthly Archives: March 2016

Rich People Trends: Fashion Comes Late


Hot on the heels of doors being for the poor, a new challenger for the throne of dumb things rich people do has arrived. This time, the motto “fashion comes late” is the culprit. “According to the rules of ‘fashion … Continue reading

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It’s Personal


I was checking my recent comments the other day when I noticed this sourpuss mixed in with the rest of them: Apparently, some person named Jesse Lacey (with the email address of “TheRealJesseLacey@gmail.com so you know it’s real) took issue … Continue reading

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New Rich Person Trend: “Doors Are for the Poor”


Have you noticed, in a recent trip to your boss’s house, that there are few doors to be seen? And, when you asked him (OR HER, we are a progressive society) about it, did he (OR SHE) say that it … Continue reading

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Macklemore: He’s From Seattle


The other day, I was listening to my favorite radio station, the new Click 98.8, when I once again heard my favorite, hot, new rap song “Thrift Shop” by Macklemore (pronounced Mack-LA-more, not Mack-EL-more) when I heard something that shocked … Continue reading

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Early Morning Radio Show Host Sleeps Through Own Show, No One Cares


Junior Reilly Smith, host of the “Truly Alternative” radio show which airs from 6-8 AM Wednesday mornings, slept through his first show of the semester last Wednesday. Apparently, Smith was “exhausted” from staying up all night writing an English essay, … Continue reading

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