Monthly Archives: May 2016

You Can’t Spell Summer Without “U” and “Me”


As far as I know, writing things on the internet is one way to copyright phrases. That is why I am officially posting this blog post on this date of May 22nd, 2016, so that, when it gets stolen for … Continue reading

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Dude… I Know Way Fewer Celebrities Than You Do


“Oh… that guy looked so familiar. I think he was in the latest superhero movie… Who was that on that Kia commercial?” Man… I don’t know why you’re asking me that, I know way fewer celebrities than you do. Thinking … Continue reading

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It’s Never Been Like That


No this is not a post about my lack of a love life, it’s instead a review of Phoenix’s 2006 album by the same name. That’s right, boys, Phoenix did exist before 1901 came out in 2008. Wait… Ah, whatever, … Continue reading

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Airplane Tips from a True Ace


Have a trip across the country that goes over multiple bodies of water as well as land? Forced into your buddy’s airplane that he got a license to ride “for a lark”? Invited to an island but want to sit … Continue reading

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Student Forgets “Proficient At MS Office” on Resume, Doesn’t Get Internship


Sophomore Rich Hill, who would like to become a research assistant, applied for many summer internships over spring semester. The only problem? He forgot to put “proficient at Microsoft Office” under his skills section. “I was flabbergasted. See, I have … Continue reading

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It’s Called a CampUS not a CampME


Hey. Hey. HEY! I’m talking to YOU! That’s right, you, the one who has already stopped reading this sentence in order to watch a snapchat from someone you’ve never actually met. Don’t you understand the point of college? Especially a … Continue reading

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