Monthly Archives: August 2016

Passion: It’s What #IPassOn


I have my priorities: family, friends, and safety. Perhaps my insurers at Pungry Life Insurance don’t agree with the order of them, but that’s just who I am. And, even though they might not agree with it, the fine folks … Continue reading

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Is Sharing Earbuds the New First Base?


Dude, wake up, I’ve got an important question. Hey, you even listening man? Oh, you’re up. Cool. Okay, so I was with this girl… shut up, yes it was the same girl as before. Jeez, I’m not that bad at … Continue reading

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I’m Wearing Only the Finest of Cargo Shorts for This Date


It’s my first date in five years, and I’ve got to impress. That means I’ll actually have to brush my hair this time, and make the wings subtler. That means I can’t wear any of my sick T-shirts; the “There … Continue reading

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Study Shows Flipping the Mattress is Key to Healthier Sleep


You know how when cooking a hamburger you have to flip the patty on the grill for a full cook? Or when tanning you have to flip every hour or so for an even looking tan? What if the reverse … Continue reading

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Q&A Go to Infinity with this next Mix CD… And Stay There!


It’s been too long since we’ve received free money at the Marsupial Times. That’s why we are not proud to give┬áthese two knuckleheads the proverbial mic that publishing their godawful press releases on this website provides, but we have to … Continue reading

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Home of the Strange


Young the Giant is back again with their third album, Home of the Strange. The last we’d heard from them, the group released Mind Over Matter, which is one of my favorite albums currently. However, the critics and the band … Continue reading

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Glitterbug


I’ve been haunted by wombats my whole life. My first encounter with them was when a popular sports video game series used the animal as a name a created team could use. Then, later in life, a completely separate sports … Continue reading

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