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Music of the Spheres


I don’t know why I ever doubt Coldplay. Well, alright, I know specifically why I was doubting Music of the Spheres, the band’s ninth studio album. It was extremely easy to find reasons to think Music of the Spheres would … Continue reading

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Metroid Dread


Metroid Dread is the type of game you wish you could forget everything about and play again with no knowledge. It is also the type of game that is perfect for replaying over and over again. How is this possible? … Continue reading

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What Can Spyro 4 Learn From Crash 4?


Longtime readers of Pungry, as in, me, will remember me as someone who is a big fan of the Spyro the Dragon franchise. With Crash Bandicoot making its grand revival with Crash Bandicoot 4: It’s About Time last year, the … Continue reading

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Sub-Par League XIX, Week 2, The Chancers Won Four Straight? That Can’t Be Right


Games of the Week SEAN DOOLITTLE FAILS TO SPEAK TO SPIDERS, GETS EATEN IN 8-7 LOSS TO FORMER OMBUDSMANDr. Doolittle is a cautionary tale (or tail if you’re a groan-inducing comedy writer) about an unmarried man who learns to speak … Continue reading

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Subpar Season XIX, Week 1, Pungry’s Small Adventure


Editor’s Note: After some ten-odd years of hanging out as part of a fantasy fantasy baseball league, I have taken on a pretty major role as the commissioner of the league below it. This duty takes a lot of energy … Continue reading

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Coldplay’s Coloratura Annotated


Coldplay’s latest single from their upcoming album, Music of the Spheres, is a ten minute and forty-seven second epic space rock opera piece titled Coloratura. It is by far the longest song ever released by the band, and features as … Continue reading

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Life is like a Freaking Videogame… But Without Any Save Points!


Pungry Industries has been fortunate to receive a small part of the script to an upcoming Netflix special by internet celebrity “Johnny Junkland”. Junkland credits this blog with his sense of humor that led him to 10 million Youtube subscribers. … Continue reading

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Coldplay’s New Song Implies There’s A Higher Power Than Coldplay, Which Is Impossible


Coldplay’s new track “Higher Power” has Chris Martin singing “you’ve got a higher power” repeatedly for the chorus. And, frankly, that’s ridiculous. No one in the universe has a higher power than Coldplay. I bet if Vegeta scanned Chris Martin, … Continue reading

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Nintendo Leaker Vindicated By Direct Mentioning “Mario”


Prominent Nintendo leaker “DecayDonkeyKong” gazed into his crystal ball, and correctly foretold that the beloved video game company would announce the name “Mario” during the most recent Nintendo Direct. In his now-deleted tweet (deleted in order to protect his sources, … Continue reading

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Let’s Talk About The Legend of Spyro: A New Beginning


I love Spyro the Dragon. Heck, I’m even wearing a shirt with him on it as I write this. But like most people I only love his first three games, and then kinda love a few others (A Hero’s Tail, … Continue reading

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