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Local Man Has Started Calling Life a “Metroidvania”


Local man Jayden Schwartz has been on a binge of Metroidvanias lately. For those not in the know, a “Metroidvania” is a portmanteau of the names of two video game series: “Metroid”, and “Castlevania”. Generally, these games have you explore … Continue reading

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Pokémon Brilliant Diamond/Shining Pearl Adds New “Grand Underground Railroad” Feature


Nintendo’s V1.13 patch of Pokémon Brilliant Diamond and Shining Pearl, the remakes of Pokémon Diamond and Pearl, adds a whole host of minor fixes and a few new things to the games, including the previously unknown “Grand Underground Railroad” feature, … Continue reading

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Music of the Spheres


I don’t know why I ever doubt Coldplay. Well, alright, I know specifically why I was doubting Music of the Spheres, the band’s ninth studio album. It was extremely easy to find reasons to think Music of the Spheres would … Continue reading

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Metroid Dread


Metroid Dread is the type of game you wish you could forget everything about and play again with no knowledge. It is also the type of game that is perfect for replaying over and over again. How is this possible? … Continue reading

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What Can Spyro 4 Learn From Crash 4?


Longtime readers of Pungry, as in, me, will remember me as someone who is a big fan of the Spyro the Dragon franchise. With Crash Bandicoot making its grand revival with Crash Bandicoot 4: It’s About Time last year, the … Continue reading

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Sub-Par League XIX, Week 2, The Chancers Won Four Straight? That Can’t Be Right


Games of the Week SEAN DOOLITTLE FAILS TO SPEAK TO SPIDERS, GETS EATEN IN 8-7 LOSS TO FORMER OMBUDSMANDr. Doolittle is a cautionary tale (or tail if you’re a groan-inducing comedy writer) about an unmarried man who learns to speak … Continue reading

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Subpar Season XIX, Week 1, Pungry’s Small Adventure


Editor’s Note: After some ten-odd years of hanging out as part of a fantasy fantasy baseball league, I have taken on a pretty major role as the commissioner of the league below it. This duty takes a lot of energy … Continue reading

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Coldplay’s Coloratura Annotated


Coldplay’s latest single from their upcoming album, Music of the Spheres, is a ten minute and forty-seven second epic space rock opera piece titled Coloratura. It is by far the longest song ever released by the band, and features as … Continue reading

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Life is like a Freaking Videogame… But Without Any Save Points!


Pungry Industries has been fortunate to receive a small part of the script to an upcoming Netflix special by internet celebrity “Johnny Junkland”. Junkland credits this blog with his sense of humor that led him to 10 million Youtube subscribers. … Continue reading

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Coldplay’s New Song Implies There’s A Higher Power Than Coldplay, Which Is Impossible


Coldplay’s new track “Higher Power” has Chris Martin singing “you’ve got a higher power” repeatedly for the chorus. And, frankly, that’s ridiculous. No one in the universe has a higher power than Coldplay. I bet if Vegeta scanned Chris Martin, … Continue reading

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